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They Say You Won't Come Back

I'm Lizz. 18 years of age and currently taken by the best boyfriend ever. I also wish I didn't live in Modesto.

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that-kid-from-london:

are you fucking kidding me

I can’t even sharpen my pencil the correct way

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babypsykt:

naw
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marshyinwonderland:

My life.
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hoe-im-gay:

Omfg. Its here. Someone made it. Life made.

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nevver:


Ladybird Mimic Spider


 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER


Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.


THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

you know when you see a combination of words that is extremely familiar to you and your eyes immediately latch onto them
Sketchass Arachnofondler
I forgot that was my blog name for a while
laj;sdflasd

IT LOOKS LIKE PARASECT
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teashoesandhair:

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tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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and, of course, from henry v

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ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

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Forget ‘sexy nurse’ or superhero — once upon a time, Halloween costumes were genuinely terrifying.

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