I'm Lizz. 18 years of age and currently taken by the best boyfriend ever. I also wish I didn't live in Modesto.
are you fucking kidding me
I can’t even sharpen my pencil the correct way
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Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
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Forget ‘sexy nurse’ or superhero — once upon a time, Halloween costumes were genuinely terrifying.
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